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Sorry, But You‘re Educated In Living A Terrible Life.
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” (Mark Twain)
You don’t need a degree at all.
You already have hundreds of them.
You’re the most educated motherfucker when it comes to living a terrible life.
Let’s go through all the ways in which you are extremely educated:
You have a degree in procrastination.
You are a master at putting off the things that you know you need to do.
Excuses and justifications are the skills that you study and practice obsessively.
You have every excuse in the book for whatever circumstance may manifest.
“It’s too cold to run outside.”
“I’m not feeling it.”
“I can always start next week.”
“It will take care of itself.”
“I can do without that.”
You have a doctorate in excuse making and procrastination.
You have a degree in complaining.
Any time something doesn’t go your way, you are masterful in how you start to bitch…
